Saturday, 20 November 2010

Fed Enlists Roddick to Implement Final Solution for Nadal

"Doping for Glory: The Roger Federer Story" Episode 4: After Roddick humiliates himself at the World Tour Finals media day, he reveals to Roger that he is freaking out because he knows Rafa is going to double bagel him, and Roddick was drawn to be Rafa's first victim.

Roger is also beginning to question whether his illicit doping scheme is good enough to get him past Rafa. Since Stan didn't qualify, the two of them must form an evil alliance at the O2 to have any chance of preventing Rafa from destroying their fragile megalomaniacal universe.


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  4. Roger's drug and fashion abuses are no laughing matter! We won't be able to help him if it's covered up. We need to help him to get clean and to stop testing positive for spandex.